Min 10-i-topp-roliga citat-lista

Läste idag massa roliga citat och bestämde mig att sammanställa "min 10 i top roliga citat lista."

Alla citat är på engleska. Ni har hört några förut, några kommer att vara nya och förhoppningsvis så kommer några att vara roliga :) Nu kör vi:

1. "Don't think of yourself as an ugly person. Think of yourself as a beautiful monkey!"

2. "People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day."

3. "I can't make you want me, All I can do is stalk you and hope you give in."

4. "You are so ugly that if you entered an ugly competition they'd say sorry no professionals."

5. "I have the body of a God...too bad it's Buddha".

6. "Borrow money from pessimists - they don't expect it back."

7. "It's better to keep your mouth shut and give the impression that you're stupid than to open it and remove all doubt."

8. "I think... therefore I'm single."

9. A wise man once said, "I don't know, go ask a woman."

10. "People have the right to be stupid. Some people abuse that privilege."

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